|Yes...this picture is fake...but it is also awesome!|
And, unlike previous installments, this one has been brought to you entirely by the great minds that populate the ranks of the Conservative Party of Canada
1) What...you have never pissed in a client's coffee mug instead of, you know, taking a 30 second walk to their washroom.
|Best meme of this or any other election ever!|
2) Yes....that's right...I am an asshole.
Exhibit 2: This neanderthal schmuck who thought it would be fun to fake organisms on the phone with female call service workers, make fun of the learning disabled and then stick it all up on You Tube.
3) Need some advice about the ladies and "real" men? I am your go to guy!
Exhibit 3: Pissing in people's mugs and being an asshole on You Tube not enough? Meet the Conservative advice columnist Konstantin Toubis, who shared a variety of Facebook posts in Russian that are full of wisdom about women, men, alcohol and, inadvertently, how to prove that you are total moron.
4) THE COMMUNISTS ARE COMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN!
|Thanks for this Larry, you intellectual giant you!|
Exhibit 4: READ THIS NOW!
In it you will discover that, as noted deep intellect Larry Miller has discovered, the COMMUNISTS are going to DESTROY OUR COUNTRY by getting our youth interested in sex and by eliminating their "ruggedness", getting folks into "sexy books" and plays (fucking drama class...I always knew that teacher was a RED), dividing the people with CONTROVERSY, undermining faith in our "natural leaders" and a variety of other IMMORAL COMMIE STUFF!
Now, however, that this hidden masterplan has been brought to light, we can be vigilant! Stay strong! Good will prevail over Commie evil.
5) And yet, amazingly, none of all of that compares to this.
Exhibit 5: As if all of this idiotic, sophomoric, pathetic, crass, sexist and homophobic behaviour was not enough, it came to light just how pervasive "anti-First Nations racism" is in the ranks of the Conservatives, whether from candidate Mark MacDonald, Conservative riding association director Sue MacDonell or any number of others.
What a bunch. And Canada put them in power.
Thus ends our sixth look at the Grand Farce. See you next week!
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See also: Get the hell off Instagram and other follies from week five of the 2015 election -- A Left Chapter round-up