1) THEY ARE WATCHING EVERY SIGN PEOPLE!
Really? Really? The signs are under 24 hour surveillance?
Only these paranoid drips would have come up with this spectacularly stupid idea.
2) Myself I prefer Molson Stock Ale
It is always a good sign when the Prime Minister hauls out an expression that seems to only be used by white supremacists and racists.
This one has Lynton Crosby written all over it. There will be a LOT more of this dog-whistle shit to come. He is just getting rolling.
3) What? What do you mean this seems dubious?
Justin Trudeau is in real, real trouble in his own riding...says a poll with a huge margin of error commissioned by his opponents!
I mean, what seems not believable about that?
4) Well....if nobody actually likes you...
So...it turns out Harper and his crew are making absolutely, positively sure that you like them! That you like them a lot. That you like them on Facebook. Whether you would like to or not!
5) Why should the Conservatives be the only ones with a dog-whistle? I want one too!
Yes....that's right...some jackass NDP candidate -- this guy -- actually mused about changing the constitution of Canada to possibly ban the niqab. You read that correctly. He suggested changing the constitution. For real.
The party has made him "back off"...but unlike Morgan Wheeldon while mild criticism of Israel taken out-of-context gets you removed, say this dog-whistle, gross bullshit and you are allowed to stay on.
Thus ends our seventh look at the Grand Farce. See you next week!
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See also: Get the hell off Instagram and other follies from week five of the 2015 election -- A Left Chapter round-up